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cinquain五行诗 It is easy to write, and like the cinquain, can give a clear picture andcreate a special feeling using the minimum of words. 它书写简便,而且跟五行诗相似、用最少的词语就可以描述一个鲜明的画面和创造特殊的情感!英语五行诗:第第一行由一个名词组成!第二行由两个形容词组成。第三行由三三个动词组成、第四行由四个单词组成,第五2820行由一个名词组成!如:BrotherBeautiful,athleticTeasing,shouting,laughing Friend and enemy too Mine、
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0357侯宝林有《五行论》!
1.Thanks to father The year has turned its circle,The seasons come and go.The harvest is all gathered in And chilly north winds blow.Orchards have shared their treasures,The fields,their yellow grain.So open wide the doorway- Thanksgiving comes again!Father,We Thank Thee Father,we thank Thee for the night,And for the pleasant morning light,For rest and food and loving care,And all that makes the world so fair.Help us to do the things we should,To be to others kind and good,In all we do,in all we say,To grow more loving every day.2.I think about my father on his special day ---he makes my heart smile.My shirt sticks to me ---I watch the cork disappearas the fish gets fed.Limericks have always been a favorite because they are supposed to be funny!There are five lines.The first,second,and fifth line rhyme with each other and the third and fourth linesrhyme with each other.Most begin with "There once was a ..." Try one of these to make your father laugh!There once was a dad that I knew,He tried to "teach me a thing or two,"He taught me to fishAnd how to cook a dishAnd how to fly a kite when the wind blew.There was a dad from Illinois,To know him was such a joy.He told silly talesAnd made castles with pailsAnd acted just like a small boy.There once were a mom and a dad,They loved me even when I was bad.If sometimes I did wrong,They weren't mad for longThey're the best parents I ever had.!
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《毛诗正义》是关于《诗经》的研究著作 唐贞观十六年 奉诏命所作《五经正义》之一!为当时由政府颁布的官书、 南宋刊·单疏本:毛诗正义 出 版 社: 人民文学出版社 出版时间:2012-01-01 页数:521页?
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